Obsessed? Kinda.

Avengers pick up lines:

Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.

Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".

Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.

Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.

Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.

Loki: kneel.

thelordofthebutts:

no it’s ok you can talk over me when i’m trying to say something important

(via castielismydivision)

jalexatsix:

satan: let there be time zones

(via time-bomb-in-alexs-pants)

The Queen: Mirror Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Me: MISHA COLLINS

Entire cinema: ...